bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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