pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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