Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Randomize
