The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Help. Why am I so naked?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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