fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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