I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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