it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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