After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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