Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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