Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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