Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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