If that was your dad, he is hot
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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