Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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