why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Randomize
