Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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