i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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