Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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