just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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