This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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