you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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