I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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