I am puke
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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