Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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