so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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