why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
This beer is not sobering me up at all
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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