Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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