Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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