I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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