is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Of course I have a pirate flag
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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