David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
