Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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