We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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