I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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