Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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