her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
In other news, I just burned my penis
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
There's even glitter on my cock...
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