So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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