should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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