used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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