the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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