I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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