You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize