so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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