I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Non-Jews are for practice
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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