She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
