so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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