Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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