Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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