I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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