Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
