Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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