fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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