i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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