Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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