My hand turned me down
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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