I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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